This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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