I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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