Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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