Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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