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I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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