So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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