There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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