Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize