Sry I called you an 8
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize