yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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