if you like me you must not know who I am
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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