the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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