bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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