I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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