I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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