Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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