question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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