if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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