Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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