i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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