Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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