im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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