im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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