How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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