god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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