...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
cat food counts as protein by the way
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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