I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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