i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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