either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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