Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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