its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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