Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
