I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
