Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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