No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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