So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You don't make any sense
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