My brain says no but my pants say off.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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