So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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