no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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