those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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