I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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