There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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