apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Randomize
