no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Slut skills are useful in every country.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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