i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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