I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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