either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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