I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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