you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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