Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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