Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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