If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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