well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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